Cakes are an important part of a hobbit’s afternoon tea menu – this honey cake spiked with sweet mead and spices is fashioned after the famous honey cakes of the Beornings!
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THIS IS SO CUTE, Tim is fixing Damianās collar as Damian is lobbing the most tame insult pretty much ever, that thereās a comfort level between the both of them, that Damian is letting Tim touch him and his joke is light-hearted, and itās so very brotherly between them now and I love that Bruce has three of his kids tucked close, even if they have to go to the dumb gala and theyāre all crowded in together like a bunch of weirdo bats (because they are, using facial rec for a party SO HE DOESNāT HAVE TO REMEMBER THEIR NAMES, like no Iām on Bruceās side, actually thatās pretty smart, even if itās still weird) and itās AN ADORABLE MOMENT.
Dick Grayson: āRelax, Iāve got sixty hours in the simulator!ā
SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS
I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because heās still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD
HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL
TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMANāS FACE
āRelax, Iāve got sixty hours in the simulator!ā when he knows Batman knows Batman doesnāt have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HEāD PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES.
Letās be real, Bruce didnāt put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.
no i genuinely think james wilson is insane and i will prove it right now. be amazed at my deductive reasoning.
in season two when wilson is temporarily staying with house as he looks for a new apartment, house ends up deleting a message from a realtor involving information regarding an available apartment wilson was interested in. we’re led to believe that this is because house has realized that wilson staying with him means a cleaner environment and real food to eat, and he doesn’t want to lose those perks.
but tbqfh i am almost positive that wilson did that on purpose. this man has his OWN phone, so why would he give out house’s number for information that only pertains to him? he was 100% trying to gauge house’s tolerance of him living there.
i mean, even in episode one it’s explicitly stated that house shows affection through actions, rather than words. based on his actions, wilson knows that house cares about him, and also house likes to feel as though he is mischievous and one step ahead of everyone else at all times.
if house, for some reason (say, idk, delicious meals), changed his mind about wanting wilson to move out, would he really swallow his pride and ask wilson to stay? no he fucking would not. he could never admit that he actually is obsessed with wilson’s cooking, because that is essentially saying that he’s become dependent on something that someone who is NOT himself can provide.
so, instead of having a conversation like a sane person, wilson gave out house’s number for information regarding his moving. This way, if house really wanted him to move out, he could shove the message in wilson’s face. But, if not, he could start scheming like a cartoon villain for a devious little way to make sure wilson didn’t have the opportunity. which is what happened.
wilson 100% orchestrated that entire interaction i am fucking positive
anime twunk slade in my adventures with superman is so funny to me and I think people who definitely do not read or think about deathstroke getting mad at it made me like it more lmao cause it made me realize a very silly detail
itās a story about Clark starting out as Superman so everyone is younger than their comic counterparts. That means that this young, but still clearly Adult Manās actual arch-nemesises are currently kindergarteners, still with their parents at the circus or a few years from turning green. Which. just very funny in general.
It also means, I realized, that he still has both eyes. This is Slade early in his mercenary career, seemingly post experimentation but pre eyeloss. Which is a very specific time period in his backstory that means he has a very funny trait for an edgy floppy-banged white-haired anime man:
He is currently married but (not by his choice) absolutely not going to stay that way.
it turns out about to be divorced is literally the funniest possible characteristic for a shonen villain to Me. I literally canāt stop calling him pre-divorce era Slade.
Oooo heās edgy heās dangerous heās about to get shot in the face by his (absolutely justified) wife.
This man has at least one possibly two very young sons at home. Heās currently fighting Superman to avoid parenting. He is not going to get visitation rights and he Will be dodging child support payments.
Will they change it and make his eye related to Superman for narrative reasons, not covering his family stuff? I hope not but possibly. Until that happens though Schrƶdingerās pathetic loser here having two eyes means his wife divorcing him is literally always impending.
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
What about Hob and Dream chilling on the shores if the Dreaming like they is on summer vacation. Big sun hats, an even bigger sandcastle, and open chested Hawaiian shirts. Oh, and those drinks with the cute little umbrella.
